Is this guy your everything? He cooks, he cleans, he knows how to foam milk? Hot damn.
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Kace Face omg

Meet Kacey. That's right, his name is KACEY. AND he bakes cookies. Because he doesn't give a FUCK what you think about him. These cookies are delicious as fuck. He put his heart and soul into these cookies, and now he's gonna put them into you. Then after he gives you all his cookies, he's gonna wipe all the crumbs from your chin. Because let's face it, you're a monster and you got crumbs everywhere while he shoved them mercilessly down your throat. But Kacey doesn't care that you're a monstrous blob. Kacey will clean for you. Kacey will make this house a fuckin' home. Goddamnit, he'll bake cookies for you every fuckin' day, and feed them to you on his knees. Kacey will delicately lay out your clothes on the bed in the morning, and he'll make you one of those homemade cappuccinos with the foam on top because he knows how to use that foamer thing that comes with some coffee makers. Because Kacey know how to fuckin' treat you right. GODDAMNIT HE'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. YOU COULD FUCKIN' SLAP HIM HE'S SO PERFECT. I HATE HIM BECAUSE I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH. FUCK YOU KACEY AND ALSO I LOVE YOU MAKE ME MORE COOKIES.

Yours in thirst,
Matt (@MattBellassai)


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