Hey! Hey, Casey! Hello? C'mon now, friendo — you gotta wake up! The sun is out and shining, the birds are chirping, and your juicy thighs are practically bursting out of those briefs and right into our mouths! (Omg please.) There's a whole day ahead of you — so it's certainly no use standing there hemming and hawing and flexing just so. (Seriously, we can't take much more of this.) Okay, how about 10 more seconds of stretching, then it's time to strut forth. Because the world is your oyster, baby — eager and ready just to be shucked, sucked, and slurped down by you.