Wait, are you still in the office today? Uh oh...now that's gonna make Santa very, very unhappy. And it's a known fact that when Santa gets unhappy, he gets horny. (Yep, somehow that one little detail got left out of all the cheery Christmas carols and yuletide lore.) So, uh, you'd better figure out how to get yourself on this guy's "nice" list sooner rather than later, otherwise Santa's bulging sack and bouncing lap and package-tied-up-with-string are about to take on a whole new meaning for you right quick 😳 Not to mention all the sneaky chimney sliding and stocking stuffing this guy's allegedly into... Yeah, depending on how all this plays out, it may be entirely up to you to make sure Santa ~comes on time~ this year.
So here's wishing you godspeed, good luck, and a very merry X(xx)mas!!!!