Daniel Smith / Men's Health UKIf Ultra-Dad Jason Statham looks this good doing a prowler push in the gym, just imagine what he would look like barreling down with that same ferocity on your [redacted] in the bedroom. Zamn zaddy indeed. *wipes sweat from brow and drool from lips* *cues up Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It"* So um, yeah, if y'all don't mind, we think we're just gonna go finish riding out this steamy Statham fantasy in private. *closes the door while twerking*Yours in thirst, |
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