We just walked in on Bruce in a very compromising position: smack dab in the middle of his midday read. This is when he's at his most vulnerable — emotionally, intellectually, literarily. Though it appears he's also taking this time to...go through his junk mail? We're not entirely sure. And it doesn't really matter. Because we want to respect Bruce's privacy and let him continue with whatever important work he's doing. Sorry for the intrusion, Bruce! It won't happen again!!!!!