  Heyyyyy, buddy. Uh, Matt? Babe? Mattycakes? Can you hear us? *taps lightly on tush* Hey, friend-o! It's Rise 'n' Shine Time up in here! Well, tbqfh, it's well past that time — but we're cutting you some slack because we heard you had somewhat of a wild weekend over there. *checks watch* This, however, is kind of pushing it, mister. *pokes left cheek* C'mon, up and at 'em! Mattttttttttttttttttt. 😤 Okay, we tried to warn you... *winds up and just slaps Matt's ass full force* Oh, damn, that thing really jiggles, doesn't it? But at least we've got your full attention! Now, let's get on with this day, why don't we?Yours in thirst, |
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