  Sean is serving up pure, unadulterated, carefree weekend vibes right now — and we are so here+hard for it. Exceeeept for one little thing. Can we all turn our attention to his hand on that bottle of Corona? Yep. That's some mild-to-moderately disturbing stuff right there... Look how loose his grip is, people!!!! This is a serious matter inside and outside of the pool. And, tbqh, we really only care about the latter. Because grip strength is a pretty pressing concern in the bedroom (at least for us here at D.A.D.). Think of it like a handshake, y'all: Nobody wants to have a limp fish flappin' around between their phalanges — or downtown in their Bone Zone. You deserve better, faster, harder, stronger hands to help you take care of business. Which is why we're declaring today D.A.D.'s First Annual Grip Strength Awareness Day. So, please, do us a favor to get out there and spread the word about the importance of a good, firm grip? It would really help us sleep (and get off) better. Thank you so much. |
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