Go ahead, you know you want to. Garrett's cake is just too moist to miss.
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Hi, Garrett!

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Garrett. He's not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill male model. Sure, it's nice that he has abs of steel, eyes that are as piercing as a blue raspberry Slurpee at 7-Eleven, and cheekbones that could cut through diamonds. We love all of that, truly!

But what separates Garrett from the rest of the pack is...his cake. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTERS, YOU WEIRDOS. I'm talking about the dessert kind — chocolate, birthday, with lots of frosting, EVEN FUNFETTI. And Garrett wants to share his cake with you — a nice, big, fat, MOIST slice of cake.

We hope you're hungry. Because Garrett can't eat all this cake by himself. He needs your help — so you better have an appetite worked up!

Yours in thirst,
Sam (@samstryker)

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