OK, that's not his actual name. But we really, really need to talk about Ryan Kwanten.
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Vampires suck. There’s literally no denying that, but luckily throughout every season of True Blood we had Ryan Kwanten’s abs to look upon. Chiseled to perfection and almost compulsively naked, Ryan was — and continues to be — one of the greatest Australian exports to date.

Jason Stackhouse was truly stacked like a house, with a six-pack perfectly placed just below pecs so firm Juliet could have performed her soliloquies off them. Remember that time there was that weird minotaur witch terrorizing Bon Temps? Not really. But remember that time Jason took so much V, it gave him a chronic erection and he had to sit in a freezer to cool off his junk? Yes. Same. Definitely same.

Whatever you thought of the show, one thing is for sure: Vampires wouldn’t be the only ones sucking in that town.

Yours in thirst,
Mat (@matwhi)

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