V-Day's coming early this year and it's shaping up to be a very happy, hairy occasion indeed.
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Oh, Petros!

It’s Valentine’s Day morning. You stumble to the bathroom in a half-woken daze, open the door, and immediately see your life flash before your eyes. 

“Oh my god, I’m sorry! I didn’t realize someone was in here!”

It’s your roommate’s friend, Petros, and he’s standing there wearing nothing but the hair on his body. You avert your eyes a second too late and he quickly reaches for the decorative heart-covered towel you set out the night before.

“It’s all good,” he says, laughing. “You can open your eyes now.”

You uncover your eyes, survey his body, and question whether the steam on the mirror came from the shower or the fact that Petros is definitely ~packin' heat~.

“I see you drew a heart on the mirror,” you say jokingly. “How festive.”

“Just for you,” he says. “Mind if I brush my teeth real quick?”

“Go for it — oral care first.”

“Oral always comes first,” he says with a grin.

You fixate your eyes on his as the brush goes in and out of his mouth…and in and out…and in and out. You then tell yourself that, this Valentine’s Day, perhaps a daddy will do.

As he finishes, spits, and walks to the door, his towel accidently gets caught on the corner of the sink and drops to the floor. Before he even has time to reach down and grab it, you chime in quickly with three simple words:

“Leave it there.”

Yours in thirst,
Pablo (@PabloValdivia)

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