Darius has got us feeling fairly torn this morning — and not in a good way. See, he's foisted that age-old and impossible dilemma on us: sex or food — which would you actually prefer? (No, you can't have both, you filthy animals.) Perched there as poised and perfect as he is, Darius has us teetering on the brink: Will he de-pant and lean back for a hot countertop quickie or about-face to bang out a carb-tastic, sweet-and-salty, meaty-melty, maybe-sweaty mouthwatering breakfast spread? In either case, there'd best be a shit-ton of butter and syrup involved — or margarine if you're feeling kinky.
So, today, whether you set forth in hunger or in horniness, here's hoping you really just get your ~fill~.
Yours in thirst,
Dude A Day
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