This is what happens when you put men on a pedestal/in a tower. They need rescuing.
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Thanks, Cobalto!

Sitting by the window, Allyson is bored of waiting. On top of his ivory tower, he grows tired as he watches the day go by; it is filling him up with ennui. The view is certainly gorgeous, but there's only so much to do in a day: he cleans, he cooks, he works out, but then what? BO-RING. Just one handsome prince to shimmy up (and down) his big, tall tower — is that really too much to ask? A prince to come in on his raging stallion and whisk Allyson away? To slay the dragon keeping guard, to see if the beast inside can be tamed? ​*sigh*​ Maybe tomorrow he will come. Maybe. In the meantime, Allyson will just have to keep himself entertained. Maybe, he'll take matters into his own hands. After all, sometimes the best way to get the job done is to do it yourself.

Yours in thirst,
Alp (@alplicable)


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