Dmitri combined two of his favorite things — sweets and sex — and now must deal with the consequences.
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The hot water's been out in Dmitri's building since Friday. So, needless to say, he's a little reluctant to hop in for an ass-clenchingly cold shiver-shower again this morning. But he really does need to rinse off after the hot and tawdry tryst he and Nicole had last night. (For the record, Talenti Key Lime Pie gelato goes down/on a lot easier than it comes off. Dmitri's now got graham cracker swirl crusted to cracks and crevices he could never have imagined.) 

Perhaps Dmitri's experience can be a lesson to us all: Don't be afraid to indulge your cravings, as long as you're prepared to deal with the consequences — and the cleanup.

Yours in thirst,
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