Heyyyyyyy, buddy... how are you doin' over there? Looks like you're really, um, enjoying that picture? Wait. Ryan, babe? Can you hear me? *claps hands* Hey, look away from the painting for a sec. Ry-Guy? *shimmies shoulders* Hey! *frantically twerks* Hello??
Hold up — if this is a whole Picture of Dorian Gray situation you've got going on, I'm out. I've fallen for that far too many times before. But, like, if you need me... I'll be in the opium den downstairs. Peace.