Dude A Day: Bounce Bounce Bounce

That's what all this light is doing all over and off of Ryan's nearly naked body. Photo by Hard Cider / @hardciderny Heyyyyyyy, buddy... how are you doin' over there? Looks like you're really, um, enjoying that picture? Wait. Ryan, babe? Can you hear me? *claps hands* Hey, look away from the painting for a sec. Ry-Guy? *shimmies shoulders* Hey! *frantically twerks* Hello?? Hold up — if this is a whole Picture of Dorian Gray situation you've got going on, I'm out. I've fallen for that far too many times before. But, like, if you need me... I'll be in the opium den downstairs. Peace. Yours in thirst, Lincoln (@marytodd_) This Is What Your Man's Body Language Actually Means We Know Exactly What Vibrator You Should Get Get more stories on BuzzFeed BuzzFeed on Facebook This BuzzFeed email was sent to ovidiusurdu.hotgirls@blogger.com | Unsubscribe Did a friend forward you this email? Sign up to get BuzzFeed in your inbox! BuzzFeed, Inc. 111 E. 18th St., New York, NY 10003