Dude A Day: If You're Nasty

Call these five guys whatever you like, but they can really get ~nasti~ on the gym floor. Gotdamn.

Ladies and gentlemen, grab the nearest bottle of Gatorade because things are about to get nasty in here. You're looking at the American men's gymnastics team and, yes, they are ~Olympics-bound~. The Road to Rio literally runs through their rippling abs, buns of steel, and thighs that could cradle you, cram you, crush you, leave you yearning, begging, pleading, gasping on the floor for more. But the best part is how FLEXIBLE these men are — and I'm not talking about their schedules. They need someone to bend them over and stretch them out. So they can go for gold, of course! Now grab a towel and chalk up your hands, because these hunky gents are going to need all of our most enthusiastic support come August. 🙌 🙌 🙌

Yours in thirst,
Sam (@samstryker)