Alex has got a mean itch down in his nether-bits — and he might need a helping hand to scratch it.
BuzzFeed Dude A Day
So itchy

Alex has got an itch he just can't scratch — somewhere between his crack and a hard place. Could it be a result of yesterday's drive-by glittering that left every inch of Alex's body (yes, every inch) absolutely oblierated with sparkling shimmer bits? Perhaps. Now, he's managed to scrub most of the mess off in the shower, but some places are, um, harder to reach than others. So if any of y'all are in the neighborhood and skillful with a scrub brush, would you mind coming over to help Alex get (the rest of this glitter) off? He would be so, so grateful for your service.

Yours in thirst,
Dude A Day

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