Dude A Day: Pardon My French

We've got a Frenchman in the house, y'all, and he (and his beard) are playing *derty*. Mon dieu! Shaun Botterill / Getty Soccer players are hot. That’s just how it works. You have to pay taxes, Beyoncé makes good albums, Donald Trump says stupid things, and soccer players thirst trap all of us, all the time, with their perfect, lean-but-muscle-y bodies. Olivier Giroud, who plays for the English team Arsenal and also for the French national team in the European Championships, abides by this universal law. He has the chiseled cheekbones of a young David Beckham and the sinewy body of Michelangelo’s David statue. Even better, he’s recently been sporting a pretty excellent beard, giving him an awesome ~lumberjack(ed) vibe~. Come chop our lumber, Olivier. We’ll stand here and watch. Do you need anything? Some water? Someone to hold your shirt after you take it off? Please take it off. Yours in thirst, Jess (@jessmisener) 35 Pictures Of Olivier Giroud That Will Make You Say "Mon Dieu!" We Can Guess How You’ll Die With One Question About Sex Get more stories on BuzzFeed BuzzFeed on Facebook This BuzzFeed email was sent to ovidiusurdu.hotgirls@blogger.com | Unsubscribe Did a friend forward you this email? Sign up to get BuzzFeed in your inbox! BuzzFeed, Inc. 111 E. 18th St., New York, NY 10003