Dude A Day: Gotta Go

Patrick's turning his fantastic tush to all the nonsense in the world. Perhaps we should do the same?

Yikes, y'all. There's been a tad too much nonsense in the news lately for Patrick's liking, so he's gonna get out while the getting's good. Don't worry — he'll brb, but just needs a couple of days to unplug and unwind from whatever the hell is going on in the world. We might suggest you do the same: take a hike, do a little dance, eat some ice cream, talk to a dog, go for a run in your tennies and tighty whities, whatever! You do you, boo. 😘

Yours in thirst,
Dude A Day