Step away from the Sexy Harambe and Naughty Arthur costumes, y'all — Halloween is no time for your clever meme play!!!!!! This year, we're all about honoring the true spirit of All Hallow's Eve, with classic costumes such as the Cheeky Devil, featured above. (Thank you for demonstrating, Richard!) Because there's so much more to see and do on Halloween than explain the many nuances of your ingenious, overly involved ensemble. Instead, feast your eyes (and lips and tongue and stuff) on a ~full moon~ 🌝 Find a friendly ghoul or goblin and invite them back to your place to do the monster mash 😏 Entreat a handsome vampire to suck more than just your blood 👅 Doff your hat, hike up your gown, and plant your ripe-and-randy witch's ass on an entirely new type of broomstick 😮 Yeah, All Hallow's Eve is about getting what you want — tricks, treats, and titillation alike. So go forth with fervor, our filthy friends — flit, fête, feast, and frolic, and get your freak on the whole night long!