What's thick and bristly, and waxed all over? Yep, you guessed right — it's Rodrigo's almighty, moan-inducing mustache! Never mind the fact that this particular feature is one of the most polarizing facial hair configurations known to man. (It's certainly earned a bad rap from the Hogans, Ceras, Biebers, and Borats of the world.) But Rodrigo here is doing the damn thing right. His 'stache is stiff yet soft, strong yet strokeable, just begging to be sniffed, smooched, sucked, and sat on. So yeah, today we're singing the praises of the 'stache, because when a man's rocking it as hard as Rodrigo is, you really don't have any choice but to bow down (or bend over).