If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it, well, at least once, y'all: Thick thighs save lives. It’s basic science, really: Much like air, water, sunshine, and a strong Wi-Fi signal, thick thighs are just one of those essential life-sustaining resources that every body requires. No matter where you find them — splayed out poolside like Matt's, squeezed and straining against a stranger’s skinny jeans on the train, or wrapped wet and tight around your throat in the wee hours of the morning — you’ve gotta lay claim to those swollen slabs of man meat any way you possibly can. So, have you had your daily hit of thick-thick yet today? No? Well what are you doing sitting here reading this?! It’s (t)high time you set out and got your fill.