Emilio's about to suck you right in — are you ready?

*tiny moan*

How's that saying go... “the eyes are the nipples of the face?” Nope. How about “When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back?” Nah, Nietzsche definitely had a different orifice in mind for that one... Wait, what's that, Emilio? “The eyes are the windows to the soul?” Nice! Nail me! Or, nailed it — whatever. And, in fact, who better to speak to the pure, penetrating powers of the eyes than Emilio here. Just look at those puppies! Aren't you ready to take the plunge long, deep, and hard right down into those scintillating soul holes? Hell yeah. Okay, open wide, Emilio. We're comin' in hot.

Yours in thirst,
Dude A Day


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