TGIF, everybody! 🎉🙌💃🍻 Now, wanna know what makes this F in particular extra special? Yep, it's Britney's birthday, bitch(es)!!!!! The world's most iconic blonde pop goddess is turning 35 and, to celebrate, today we're featuring one of the greatest gifts she's bequeathed to us in recent weeks: her "Slumber Party" music video co-star Sam Asghari. As you'll recall, he's the one for whom Brit so lovingly lapped up a veritable lake of spilled milk atop a very shiny table in the middle of her and Tinashe's epic overnight orgy. (Ugh, his clumsiness — and Britney Jean's generosity — knows no bounds!) But also, like, were we in Brit's shoes, who among us wouldn't eagerly swallow down whatever substance Sam had spilled? *tiny lip quiver* Anywho...here's hoping you stay ~quenched~ during all your bday celebrations tonight!