Jack certainly is. Now if only we could figure out the right way to punish him...
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Jack attack!

Guys, we have a problem here. You've PROBABLY made the naughty list this year. Maybe you left the toilet seat up. Maybe you drunk-texted your crush. Or maybe you ate some grapes in the produce section but didn't pay for them. Face it, we've all been at least a LITTLE bad this year...so there's a chance we might find coal in our stockings. But don't worry — it's not all bad news.

That's because joining you on the naughty list this year (and hopefully under the mistletoe) is Jack. He's eating popcorn when he should be putting up ornaments. He got a tattoo SPECIFICALLY when his mom told him not to. And worst of all, he's walking around the house shirtless. It's an abomination!

That's where you come in. With the fireplace roaring, Jack needs someone to help keep him company — ESPECIALLY because he's been such a bad boy this year. So what do you say...wanna be naughty with Jack? THOUGHT SO.

Yours in thirst,
Sam (@samstryker)

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