It's that time of year again — Presidents' Day in the U.S., when we honor all 43 charming and chiseled Chief Executives who have made this nation so damn great. From the OG Pounding Fathers to Daddy-in-Chief Barack "Bae" Obama, it turns out there have been quite a few bonafide beefcakes spreading democracy (and other stuff, probably) in the Oval Office over the years. (OMG, JFK, stop undressing us with your eyes and grin and hairline and whatever's in your teeth! *clutches pearls*) Seriously, don't believe us? Just look at the evidence: James K. "Poke" got that name for a reason; Millard Fill-more and Rutherford B. Lays certainly knew how to have a good time; and you know what they say about Baberaham Lincoln — you can tell a lot about a man from the size of his top hat... But let's not forget about Grover Cleave-land, Teddy "Carry A Big Stick" Roosevelt, or William Howard Shaft! There's also Woodrow "Woody" Wilson, Warren G. Hard-ing, Dwight D. Eisen-plough-'er, Richard "Dick's-In" Nixon, Bill Clinton, and probably a few others that we're forgetting, too. In any event, today is the perfect time to take a lustful look back at our POTUSes of yore and, in the wise words of one of them, ask not what your country can do for you, but what (and who) you can do for your country. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 💦
Yours in thirst,
Dude A Day
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