Dan's got a stress-relieving secret tucked up his sleeve — or, actually, down his pants...
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Mihailo Milovanovic

Let me take you on a little journey. It won't last too long and you don't even need to make yourself comfortable. Just be sure you're sitting down.

This here is Dan. Dan is a firm believer in releasing stress, no matter what it takes. After a particularly stressful day at work, Dan is there to make sure he cheers you up in whatever way he can.

First he'll try a bottle of wine. He might then try cooking your favorite meal. If that hasn't cheered you up, he'll bring out the puppy dog eyes (and he's oh so good at them). But if none of that works, Dan has a secret weapon: his sweatpants.

He'll remove his top, loosen the drawstring, tug 'em down a tad, and put on a smile. Then, just when you can't take it anymore, he'll speak: "Hmmm, I must have left the massage oils upstairs..."

Well, you know what to do.

Yours in thirst,
Ben (@NotAgainBen)

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