Joey stopped by to say 'sup' and show you his cute new short shorts. What a doll!
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More of Joey right this way!

Friends, meet JoeyJoey, friends! OK, no, he may not be Rachel and Chandler and Monica and Ross and Phoebe's Joey, but that doesn't really matter. (Also, Friends ended almost 12 years ago, people — get over it.) What counts is that, like all Joeys, this one only truly cares about two things in life: sex and food. Ideally, Joey will take the two together but, alas, beggars can't be choosers. And that brings us to the choice you need to make right now: Which of Joey's needs are you going to fulfill? As you can tell from the glimmer in his eyes and the arch in his brow (and perhaps his back, too), Joey is horny and hungry as hell. There's no time to wait. 

Wait, what's that, Baby J? You packed a sandwich in your pocket and you're just happy to see us? Omg this makes everything so much easier. I hope it's a footlong — extra mayo, please! Or maybe you're more of a hot-'n'-meaty hoagie type of guy? I guess there's only one way to find out — as long as you're willing to share...

Yours in thirst,
Dude A Day

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