You doin' OK over there, Phil? We don't mean to pry, but it looks like you maaaay have bitten off a little bit more than you can chew with this particular pie. Granted, you're a veritable global pizza guru, having traveled to 30 countries sampling slices everywhere from Hungary to Thailand to New York, Chicago, Costco, and beyond. But you also have to recognize your limits, right? Sometimes size does matter, and too big is simply too big. We just don't want you or any part of your beautiful body to get hurt.
Anyways, it seems like you've got your hands and mouth full at the moment, so we'll stop bothering you. We're still here cheering you on, though! Now go ahead and keep on grabbing and ripping and biting and chomping and chewing and slurping your way through that big ol' sloppy 'za — just don't forget to swallow ;)
Yours in thirst,
Dude A Day
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