Oops, that's supposed to be "kiss." Silly autocorrect! And happy St. Paddy's Day!
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Top o' the horny, to ya! But wait — did you forget to wear something green today? It's OK, Seth can probably help you out. And, to be honest, clothes should be the least of y'all's worries right now; there are so many other more important things to do! First, Seth has to check all the leprechaun traps he set out last night. Will this be the year he finally catches one? Then, it's off to find something to snarf down for breakfast — whatever Seth's in the mood for, really. Next up: the neighborhood Four-Leaf Clover Hunt. So what if Seth is the only adult who still participates? He's keepin' the St. Paddy's Day spirit alive, goddammit! Finally, y'all'll hit up his great aunt Caoimhe's annual corned-beef-and-stewed-cabbage picnic in the park before heading on over to the parade. (Hopefully Uncle Oisin doesn't force his signature black pudding on everybody again, because that did not end well last year.) Once you get downtown, perhaps you'll indulge in a single beer? It just depends on what other people are doing. And then, when you and Seth have stumbled back home, maybe you'll finally get to find out why his pot o' gold is so legendary... but only if you're lucky. ;)

Yours in thirst,
Lincoln (@marytodd_)

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