Whoa. Mark had one helluva weekend, y'all. And that would be the reason why he's just now coming to on this rustic wooden bench. Although, it's certainly not the weirdest place Mark has woken up — that's a tie between a Chuck E. Cheese's ball pit during his senior year Spring Break trip to Gainesville and the bathroom of the Scottsburg, Indiana Waffle House the morning after he saw Limp Bizkit perform in Louisville two years ago. But that's all beside the point. Because now Mark's got a real bad case of Morning Would, thinking about all the things he should and has to do today, and now he's getting really rather anxious. It'll be alright, though, Mark — this day is yours for the taking. You've just got to rise and shine and show the world what you've got!
Yours in thirst,
Dude A Day
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