Dude A Day: Curves To The Left

That's how hockey sticks work, right? Let's hope Mantas grips his shaft harder than this fork though....

Ladies and gentleman, it's Friday. You deserve something sweet after a long, hard week. How does a mouthful of cake sound? How about a mouthful of cake from a professional hockey player who ALSO happens to be a male model? Because Mantas wants to stuff your mouth. He wants to fill you up. He wants you to savor every morsel, to swallow every last bite. If you're lucky, you might even be able to lick the frosting off of his luscious, luscious lips. So what the PUCK, go ahead and score a slice with Mantas. You know you want to.

Yours in thirst,
Sam (@samstryker)