Dude A Day: Time For A Trim

Things have gotten rather unruly and overgrown up in here. Can Enrico wrangle it all in?

You had one job, Enrico. Mow the goddamn lawn — how hard could it be? Now, not only is the grass in tatters, but you've also disappointed all these people who came to see you straining and sweating over a hot lawnmower "Call Me Maybe"-style. Because you sitting naked on a couch doing nothing doesn't really do much for the rest of us either. Unless...you move your right hand to the side just a smidge? Ooh, perfect. Now, let's just hope you manscape better than you landscape 👀

Yours in thirst,
Dude A Day