Real talk: There's no point calling in a five-alarm blaze if the dudes who come to rescue you aren't as smokin' hot as the house that's burning down. We're sorry, but somebody had to say it. Luckily, judging by the looks of their 2017 calendar, the New Taipei Fire Department is one fire station we'd definitely feel comfortable giving a ring. Because they're the types of fellows who always put hose before bros, no matter the circumstances (or their state of undress). They know the importance of multitasking, practicing fire safety and sexy at the same damn time. And they're proof of the age-old saying/meme — that you're always better off getting you a (fire)man who can do both. Now...is it hot in here or did our panties just go up in flames?