Happy Wednesday, gang. It's Hump Day, which means you're halfway through the week — halfway between digging yourself out from under a mountain of emails while desperately guzzling Starbucks at your desk annnnd sprawling out across the glorious, relaxed, wonderful weekend ahead.
So, yeah, you're halfway through. You must be tired. And that's where Joseph comes in. Why don't you take a seat on this nice leather couch, and Joseph will tell you how wonderful you are. How you're killing it this week. How it doesn't matter that you haven't started your taxes yet. How it's ALL going to be OK. Because in Joseph's eyes, you're a total rockstar, and soon to be a weekend warrior.
Does it matter that Joseph is just in his underwear while he gives you this pep talk? Not one bit. You probably didn't even notice. Actually, just kidding, you totally did. Because you didn't just need a reminder of how awesome you are — you needed it from a guy with rippling muscles, a sultry stare, and abs you could climb like a fuckin' tree.
So go ahead, give yourself a pat on the back for being so awesome. Or, better yet, have Joseph give you that pat instead.
Yours in thirst,
Sam (@stryker)
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