A very special ~musical~ edition of D.A.D.! Y'all know this super sexy song, right?
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Mr. Sandman, you’re covered in sand (bum, bum, bum, bum)
Covered in granules from your butt to your hands (bum, bum, bum, bum)
Well-defined abs are ever so sandy (bum, bum, bum, bum)
Would you come over here and eat some candy?

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Sandman, come to my home (bum, bum, bum, bum)
But don’t track sand in here, it’s a sand-free zone (bum, bum, bum, bum)
Take a shower with lots of steam
Mr. Sandman, time to get clean

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Mr. Sandman, did you lay down in sand?
It’s REALLY everywhere, you muscle-y man
That sand will be on you for days
In your crevices sand grains will stay

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Sandman, let’s brush you off
Wow, you’re sweaty, and ever so hot
The sun just glistens off your chest
Mr. Sandman, never get dressed

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Mr. Sandman, ("Yes?") Doesn’t sand itch?
Can you move without it making you wince?
You’re so beachy, but please stay hydrated
Your skin must be so ~exfoliated~

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Mr. Sandman, you live in the sand (live in the sand)
You’re more like a crab than an actual man
The sand, it adds some extra spice
Mr. Sandman, your muscles, yes, yes, those muscles
Mr. Sandman, your muscles are nice

Yours in thirst,
Joanna (@robotics)


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