A very special ~musical~ edition of D.A.D.! Y'all know this super sexy song, right?
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Mr. Sandman, you’re covered in sand (bum, bum, bum, bum)
Covered in granules from your butt to your hands (bum, bum, bum, bum)
Well-defined abs are ever so sandy (bum, bum, bum, bum)
Would you come over here and eat some candy?


Sandman, come to my home (bum, bum, bum, bum)
But don’t track sand in here, it’s a sand-free zone (bum, bum, bum, bum)
Take a shower with lots of steam
Mr. Sandman, time to get clean


Mr. Sandman, did you lay down in sand?
It’s REALLY everywhere, you muscle-y man
That sand will be on you for days
In your crevices sand grains will stay


Sandman, let’s brush you off
Wow, you’re sweaty, and ever so hot
The sun just glistens off your chest
Mr. Sandman, never get dressed


Mr. Sandman, ("Yes?") Doesn’t sand itch?
Can you move without it making you wince?
You’re so beachy, but please stay hydrated
Your skin must be so ~exfoliated~


Mr. Sandman, you live in the sand (live in the sand)
You’re more like a crab than an actual man
The sand, it adds some extra spice
Mr. Sandman, your muscles, yes, yes, those muscles
Mr. Sandman, your muscles are nice

Yours in thirst,
Joanna (@robotics)

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